sherlock, etc. memebarf
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fandom: Sherlock BBC
Favorite character: Sherlock (of course) and Moriarty because akljdfs; i can't pick one
and I also really like Molly :<
Least favorite character: Irene Adler. because reasons. problematic portrayals of women and lesbians reasons.and I liked ambiguously gay sherlock better
Character with the best hair:the Richard Brooke bedhead the Sherlock "womanly bob" pilot Sherlock's not-as-long hair, which makes him look younger and more angsty/rebellious
Character with the best eyes: Sherlock, but maybe because 17% of the series is spent zoomed in on his face & gazing deeply into his eyes. srsly can't even help it
Character with the best smile: jimmyy. tinged with evil and insanity and gahh
oh but Lestrade's is a winner too aha
Character I'd most want to kiss: sherlocksdjfa;lk how does one resist
Character I'd most likely fuck: well hmm because the above is probably clueless in bed ("sex doesn't alarm me" by balls) I pick Irene. i mean she's still effin hot
Character I'd make lunch for: Molly Hooper. poor bby you deserve lunch everyday ;A;
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Mycroft he has a fcking umbrella
Character I'd go shopping with: JIM FROM IT he can tell me if i look fierce enough in these jeans
or Sara Donovan, why not? i bet we can talk shit about errbody geheh
Character I'd go dancing with: well Moriarty's got the moves like jagger if you noticed. oh but John hasn't gotten any love in these meme so him i guess?
Character I'd take over the world with: Moriarty is that even a question [everytime i see his face i srsly want to do plot evil things with him]
Character I most want to see more of: Molly! Molly! oh and i suppose Moran is bound to pop up eventually...
Favorite pairing: johnlock gives me all the feels but then sherliarty is full of foe yay goodness and then deep down i ship Mollock too. SIGHH.
fandom: Elementary
Favorite character: JOAN FUCKING WATSON all my yay women and yay asian american representation feels
Least favorite character: wohoaa i don't have one yet. if I really had to choose, The Balloon Man evil kid was kind of a really lame
Character with the best hair: Joan, duhh, did you see that hair flip she does it's exquisite
Character with the best eyes: Sherlock has the most adorable puppy dog eyes in all of television i swear
Character with the best smile: sherlockkk... I think? except he's smiled like twice in the twelve episodes so far gahh
Character I'd most want to kiss: ...hm we need more characters
Character I'd most likely fuck: yeahh this series is severly lacking in my kind of handsome men. and my intense love for joan is not physical
Character I'd make lunch for: Capt. Gregson? so he can eat it during a crisis and say "not our division" when Det. Bell pops in to tell him about it gehehehe
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: i pick Moran because i'm sure it'd be comically ironic. OH AND I BET HE SINGS LIKE A PIRATE, YEH MATE?
Character I'd go shopping with: jooooaaann! with the most amazing fashion sense in all of sherlockdom
Character I'd go dancing with: can i just hit up the clubs with all four of our recurring characters so far? teehee gregson qould be so awk
Character I'd take over the world with: sherlock is promising so far. we haven't met moriarty yet, but i doubt he'll be as smexy
Character I most want to see more of: MORIARTYYYY. fcking cliffhanger. also, Irene flashbacks? idek!
Favorite pairing: definitely NOT romantic joanlock, but I dig their bromance so so much. generally not getting a lot of shipping feels yet
fandom: Xenoblade Chronicles
Favorite character: Shuuulk. i know i know it's always the main chara but he's adorbz. Melia is my other fave because i'm bad at choosing
Least favorite character: English!Riki (sounds like a pedophile) and Fiora b/c i haven't really gotten to know her and she threatens my Meliulk ship
Character with the best hair: Dunban's exquisite locks--no wait Alvis's exquisite SILVER locks. he's rockin a Riku 'do up in hurr
Character with the best eyes: hrmmmm definitely Alvis.
Character with the best smile: Shulkie's is adorbs you gotta admit.
Character I'd most want to kiss: Shulkkkk (huh is it a strange coincidence that my fave in every meme shares the same beginning, middle, and last consonants? anyway.)
Character I'd most likely fuck: Melia. thisgirlican'teven--
Character I'd make lunch for: Juju!
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: japanese!Riki :D
Character I'd go shopping with: Sharla we can pick out slutty outfits together
Character I'd go dancing with: REYNTIME because i'm sure it'd be hilarious teehee
*walks into the club* "what a bunch o' jokers."
Character I'd take over the world with:MUMKHARAOKE i mean.. alvis seems like a good world-dominating partner. is he evil? or not? idek yet this game is too long
Character I most want to see more of: dickson the lying bastard because i still can't figure out what he lied about
Favorite pairing: melia/shulk and shulk/alvis
Character: SHERLOCK FUCKIN HOLMES bbc version
Why I like them
he's a genius. eccentric. complex and unfeeling. larger than life but with these precious, glimmering moments of humanity.
and acts like a 15-year old sometimes
Why I don’t
he's a jerk. Well, he doesn't mean it. he has a few sexist moments arghhh (though as an individual character he's really not as bad as the larger plot)
Also, he probably wouldn't text me back. </3
Favorite episode (scene if movie, book, manga, etc)
oy...I don't think I can pick out a favorite episode. he has intense squee moments in all of them. gahh
scene (brace yourselves cause there's a lot): wearing a sheet (Scandal in Belgravia), faking drunk (pilot), watching "crap telly" (The Great Game), awkwardly complimenting John at the pool (TGG), every scene where he goes into his action thinking pose (first appearance: A Study in Pink when they're chasing the cab), shooting the wall 'cause he's bored (TGG), "Good Samaritan?" "Bad Samaritan." (TGG), telling Molly she matters-HE BETTER FUCKING MEAN IT THAT TIME (The Reichenbach Fall), "take my hand!" (TRF), whenever he takes off/puts on scarf (multiple).
Favorite season/movie/book/volume
well, we have two choices.... S2 Sherlock has more vulnerable moments, so <333
Favorite line
oh, god. how can i--?
"Dear God.What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."
"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
"You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."
"Bitterness is a paralytic. Love is a much more vicious motivator."
"Oh, what now? I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket."
"Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them."
"People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special room and burned."
"Sex doesn't alarm me."
"I don't have friends; I've just got one." (well technically three, according to Moriarty >.>)
"You do count. You've always counted and I've always trusted you." (SOBBB my mollock feels)
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." (cue the angst)
and of course
"Oh, I may be on the side of the angels... but don't think for one second that I am one of them."
OTP
Johnlock! how could i not? i squeed like the fangirl i am when they held hands kalsdf;akdsl
but Sherliarty is also my OTP so i guess i have a 2TP idek
Brotp
Sherlock and Mycroft! not just because they're...literally...bros. but also, evil genius sibling rivalry is cute <3
Head Canon
In college he was probably that guy who annoyed everyone during discussions. or he just didnt attend...
(i dont really do headcanon)
Unpopular opinion
Elementary Sherlock is good too ;A;
/Elementary Sherlock is more lovable OH NO I DIDNT
A wish
for him to say more sweet (and preferably genuine) things to Molly plz it'll soothe my broken heart
An oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen
jump off a building and kill yourself--oh wait.
also, giving your virginity to Irene i'm just not okay with that
5 words to best describe them
Resourceful. Dynamic. Enigmatic. Late. haha
my favorite high-functioning sociopath.
My nickname for them
Sherleeeey <3
Character: Sherlock Holmes CBS AMURRICAN VERSION
Why I like them
Still a genius, but clearly damaged, angsty, human, and relatable. Every word that comes out of his mouth is poetry. Also, is totally a puppy.
Why I don’t
anything i could possibly write here is probably the result of comparing him to BBC Sherlock which is not fair. He really isn't quite as fearsomely genius as the other, but he's definitely more realistic. also, i like virgin sherlock better gahah
Favorite episode (scene if movie, book, manga, etc)
"Lesser Evils" (Joan character revelations!) and "Dirty Laundry" (all the nuuu don't leave me Watson)
Favorite season/movie/book/volume
lawl we only got one so far
Favorite line
"I'm British. This is not tea."
"Before you say anything I would like to remind you that I am holding an axe."
["Are you okay?"] "My dear Watson, whenever am I not?"
OTP
Joan + Coffee
Brotp
Sherlock + Joan! best. bromance. ever.
Head Canon
when he hooks up with the blonde twins to "study" human genetics, he's serious. like, that's the point of sex to him. i imagine that would've gotten pretty annoying for Irene lolz
Unpopular opinion
Elementary Sherlock is better than BBC Sherlock because this show is more progressive :<
otherwise okay no it's not as epic but it's an hour-long weekly tv show okay
A wish
for more hot guys
for moriarty to be really really attractive. please?
An oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen
Joanlock romance/the fandom to demand it to the point that the writers have to give in [srsly fandom, appreciate the friendship. please.]
Sherlock to commit suicide/fake his death much to Joan's horror on some season finale or something
--jk, I think it'd be cool if they do it right haha
5 words to best describe them
puppy. puppy. puppy. puppy. puppy
My nickname for them
PUPPY
Favorite character: Sherlock (of course) and Moriarty because akljdfs; i can't pick one
and I also really like Molly :<
Least favorite character: Irene Adler. because reasons. problematic portrayals of women and lesbians reasons.
Character with the best hair:
Character with the best eyes: Sherlock, but maybe because 17% of the series is spent zoomed in on his face & gazing deeply into his eyes. srsly can't even help it
Character with the best smile: jimmyy. tinged with evil and insanity and gahh
oh but Lestrade's is a winner too aha
Character I'd most want to kiss: sherlocksdjfa;lk how does one resist
Character I'd most likely fuck: well hmm because the above is probably clueless in bed ("sex doesn't alarm me" by balls) I pick Irene. i mean she's still effin hot
Character I'd make lunch for: Molly Hooper. poor bby you deserve lunch everyday ;A;
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Mycroft he has a fcking umbrella
Character I'd go shopping with: JIM FROM IT he can tell me if i look fierce enough in these jeans
or Sara Donovan, why not? i bet we can talk shit about errbody geheh
Character I'd go dancing with: well Moriarty's got the moves like jagger if you noticed. oh but John hasn't gotten any love in these meme so him i guess?
Character I'd take over the world with: Moriarty is that even a question [everytime i see his face i srsly want to do plot evil things with him]
Character I most want to see more of: Molly! Molly! oh and i suppose Moran is bound to pop up eventually...
Favorite pairing: johnlock gives me all the feels but then sherliarty is full of foe yay goodness and then deep down i ship Mollock too. SIGHH.
fandom: Elementary
Favorite character: JOAN FUCKING WATSON all my yay women and yay asian american representation feels
Least favorite character: wohoaa i don't have one yet. if I really had to choose, The Balloon Man evil kid was kind of a really lame
Character with the best hair: Joan, duhh, did you see that hair flip she does it's exquisite
Character with the best eyes: Sherlock has the most adorable puppy dog eyes in all of television i swear
Character with the best smile: sherlockkk... I think? except he's smiled like twice in the twelve episodes so far gahh
Character I'd most want to kiss: ...hm we need more characters
Character I'd most likely fuck: yeahh this series is severly lacking in my kind of handsome men. and my intense love for joan is not physical
Character I'd make lunch for: Capt. Gregson? so he can eat it during a crisis and say "not our division" when Det. Bell pops in to tell him about it gehehehe
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: i pick Moran because i'm sure it'd be comically ironic. OH AND I BET HE SINGS LIKE A PIRATE, YEH MATE?
Character I'd go shopping with: jooooaaann! with the most amazing fashion sense in all of sherlockdom
Character I'd go dancing with: can i just hit up the clubs with all four of our recurring characters so far? teehee gregson qould be so awk
Character I'd take over the world with: sherlock is promising so far. we haven't met moriarty yet, but i doubt he'll be as smexy
Character I most want to see more of: MORIARTYYYY. fcking cliffhanger. also, Irene flashbacks? idek!
Favorite pairing: definitely NOT romantic joanlock, but I dig their bromance so so much. generally not getting a lot of shipping feels yet
fandom: Xenoblade Chronicles
Favorite character: Shuuulk. i know i know it's always the main chara but he's adorbz. Melia is my other fave because i'm bad at choosing
Least favorite character: English!Riki (sounds like a pedophile) and Fiora b/c i haven't really gotten to know her and she threatens my Meliulk ship
Character with the best hair: Dunban's exquisite locks--no wait Alvis's exquisite SILVER locks. he's rockin a Riku 'do up in hurr
Character with the best eyes: hrmmmm definitely Alvis.
Character with the best smile: Shulkie's is adorbs you gotta admit.
Character I'd most want to kiss: Shulkkkk (huh is it a strange coincidence that my fave in every meme shares the same beginning, middle, and last consonants? anyway.)
Character I'd most likely fuck: Melia. thisgirlican'teven--
Character I'd make lunch for: Juju!
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: japanese!Riki :D
Character I'd go shopping with: Sharla we can pick out slutty outfits together
Character I'd go dancing with: REYN
*walks into the club* "what a bunch o' jokers."
Character I'd take over the world with:
Character I most want to see more of: dickson the lying bastard because i still can't figure out what he lied about
Favorite pairing: melia/shulk and shulk/alvis
Character: SHERLOCK FUCKIN HOLMES bbc version
Why I like them
he's a genius. eccentric. complex and unfeeling. larger than life but with these precious, glimmering moments of humanity.
and acts like a 15-year old sometimes
Why I don’t
he's a jerk. Well, he doesn't mean it. he has a few sexist moments arghhh (though as an individual character he's really not as bad as the larger plot)
Also, he probably wouldn't text me back. </3
Favorite episode (scene if movie, book, manga, etc)
oy...I don't think I can pick out a favorite episode. he has intense squee moments in all of them. gahh
scene (brace yourselves cause there's a lot): wearing a sheet (Scandal in Belgravia), faking drunk (pilot), watching "crap telly" (The Great Game), awkwardly complimenting John at the pool (TGG), every scene where he goes into his action thinking pose (first appearance: A Study in Pink when they're chasing the cab), shooting the wall 'cause he's bored (TGG), "Good Samaritan?" "Bad Samaritan." (TGG), telling Molly she matters-HE BETTER FUCKING MEAN IT THAT TIME (The Reichenbach Fall), "take my hand!" (TRF), whenever he takes off/puts on scarf (multiple).
Favorite season/movie/book/volume
well, we have two choices.... S2 Sherlock has more vulnerable moments, so <333
Favorite line
oh, god. how can i--?
"Dear God.What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."
"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
"You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."
"Bitterness is a paralytic. Love is a much more vicious motivator."
"Oh, what now? I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket."
"Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them."
"People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special room and burned."
"Sex doesn't alarm me."
"I don't have friends; I've just got one." (well technically three, according to Moriarty >.>)
"You do count. You've always counted and I've always trusted you." (SOBBB my mollock feels)
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." (cue the angst)
and of course
"Oh, I may be on the side of the angels... but don't think for one second that I am one of them."
OTP
Johnlock! how could i not? i squeed like the fangirl i am when they held hands kalsdf;akdsl
but Sherliarty is also my OTP so i guess i have a 2TP idek
Brotp
Sherlock and Mycroft! not just because they're...literally...bros. but also, evil genius sibling rivalry is cute <3
Head Canon
In college he was probably that guy who annoyed everyone during discussions. or he just didnt attend...
(i dont really do headcanon)
Unpopular opinion
Elementary Sherlock is good too ;A;
/Elementary Sherlock is more lovable OH NO I DIDNT
A wish
for him to say more sweet (and preferably genuine) things to Molly plz it'll soothe my broken heart
An oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen
jump off a building and kill yourself--oh wait.
also, giving your virginity to Irene i'm just not okay with that
5 words to best describe them
my favorite high-functioning sociopath.
My nickname for them
Sherleeeey <3
Character: Sherlock Holmes CBS AMURRICAN VERSION
Why I like them
Still a genius, but clearly damaged, angsty, human, and relatable. Every word that comes out of his mouth is poetry. Also, is totally a puppy.
Why I don’t
anything i could possibly write here is probably the result of comparing him to BBC Sherlock which is not fair. He really isn't quite as fearsomely genius as the other, but he's definitely more realistic. also, i like virgin sherlock better gahah
Favorite episode (scene if movie, book, manga, etc)
"Lesser Evils" (Joan character revelations!) and "Dirty Laundry" (all the nuuu don't leave me Watson)
Favorite season/movie/book/volume
lawl we only got one so far
Favorite line
"I'm British. This is not tea."
"Before you say anything I would like to remind you that I am holding an axe."
["Are you okay?"] "My dear Watson, whenever am I not?"
OTP
Joan + Coffee
Brotp
Sherlock + Joan! best. bromance. ever.
Head Canon
when he hooks up with the blonde twins to "study" human genetics, he's serious. like, that's the point of sex to him. i imagine that would've gotten pretty annoying for Irene lolz
Unpopular opinion
Elementary Sherlock is better than BBC Sherlock because this show is more progressive :<
otherwise okay no it's not as epic but it's an hour-long weekly tv show okay
A wish
for more hot guys
for moriarty to be really really attractive. please?
An oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen
Joanlock romance/the fandom to demand it to the point that the writers have to give in [srsly fandom, appreciate the friendship. please.]
Sherlock to commit suicide/fake his death much to Joan's horror on some season finale or something
--jk, I think it'd be cool if they do it right haha
5 words to best describe them
puppy. puppy. puppy. puppy. puppy
My nickname for them
PUPPY